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Birds And The Bees
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child cried suddenly, bursting into tears. "Promise me you just won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked his son what was so wrong.
"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "When I was 6, I got the 'there's no Santa' speech..."
"At 7, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech..."
"When I was 8, you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech..."
"Now if you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for."







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