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A Few Rules For Dogs
The cat is not a self propelled
squeaky toy.
I will not steal the remote control
and bury it.
Mommy's pots and pans do not need
to be taken outside and added to my
"borrowed things" pile.
I will not bite the officer's hand
when he reaches in for Mom's driver's
license and car registration.
I will not dig to China and bring home
a dinner guest.
I will not do 90mph over all the
furniture when people are sitting on it.
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