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"Why Dogs Can't Use Computers"
He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and
PASTE are out of the question.
Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away
that he's browsing www.purina.com instead
of working.
The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
He can't help attacking the screen when he
hears "You've Got Mail."
It's too messy to "mark" every Web site
he visits.
The FETCH command isn't available on
all platforms.
He can't stick his head out of Windows 2000.
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