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It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about
a great American icon...Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury
Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from
repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out, including Mrs. Buttersworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Capt'n Crunch, Mr. Goodbar, The Tidy
Bowl Man, and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima,
delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded, always rose to the occasion, but whose later life was filled
with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
his time on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he
was considered a roll model for millions, even as a crusty old man.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children,
and a bun in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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