GLITTERBUGG'Z COLLECTION OF TEXT JOKES! Some of these jokes may not be suitable for children. If you are under 18, please click here to leave now!
Laws 1. The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly
handshake from a proctologist. 2. The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing
to lose. 3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room
for the mouse. 4. Law of Physical Displacement
Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant 5. Legal Rights
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the
privilege. 6. Law of Probable Dispersal
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 7. Law Pertaining to Divorce
Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... get a
good lawyer ...keep his house
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