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Making your Neighbor Move
- Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it
up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone...
- Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and
scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!"
Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants,
while watering the bad ones. ;-)
- Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in
their house. (i.e., chairs, books, lamps, etc.)
- At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the
morning say, "Looks like they're on the move again..."
- When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their
window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if
they could open a window so you can hear too!
- Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors each day
hack off a different part of their body!! ;-)
- Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV
from outside. If asked why, say you protest such programs.
(The more educational the program the better...)
- Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans,
if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies," then stutter
and say, "I, uh, mean other garbage," walk away laughing
hysterically.
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