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The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness
1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu.
2. The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.
3. The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden Unbearable
Stomach Pains.
4. The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going
to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then Mysterious
Infection.
5. The My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious
To Come In To The Office Disease.
6. The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening
Appointments Bout of Influenza.
7. The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a Day Off
Sickness.
8. The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again
General Ailment.
9. The I've Screwed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face the Music
Terminal Illness.
10. The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the
Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity
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