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Not Lookin' Too Good There Sparky... (Signs You're Going To Spend The Rest Of Your Life Single)
Although you know the batting average of every New York Yankee, you can't
remember your girlfriend's dress size, the color of her eyes or her name.
The makers of "Frozen Meals For One" made you their "Customer of the
Year" -- again.
In your world, nothing says "I love you" like a head butt.
Back in high school you were voted "Most likely to die alone, in a
big-empty house."
Klingon, unfortunately, is not a very romantic language.
You'll master the art of meeting women as soon as they make a PlayStation
game about it.
Who has time for dating when you're building a life-size Spock out of Legos?
Even after years of therapy, you still wear your bright orange parachute
pants because "chicks dig 'em."
No woman can ever seem to make you feel as *alive* as you felt at the
TrekMania '74 convention.
Snatching a grape off a block of ice with your buttcheeks may have had
the whole frat house laughing back in college, but it doesn't seem to be
much of a hit with your date here at Starbucks.
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