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TOY DISCLAIMERS (that SHOULD be put on) (author unknown)
* No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture
of this product.
* Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.
* Warning: This toy produces substantially less
childish glee in real life than it does in the TV
commercial.
* Some dismemberment may occur.
* Do not purchase this toy at all. Put it back on
the shelf!
NOW!! Just walk away, timid little man.
* Failure to fall immediately to your knees in
gratitude and eternally thank parents for
shelling out $400 and waiting in line behind a
smelly woman from Jersey City for two hours to
*get* your Sega Dreamcast -- especially when
you've already got a Playstation and a box full
of games that are now headed for the next garage
sale -- may result in bodily injury.
* Do not stare at product. Hey! You're doing it
now! Cut that out!!
* In case of breakage, scream until dad buys a
replacement.
* Not to be taken internally, literally or
seriously.
* Use as an actual terrorist device not
recommended. *Do not attempt to combine your
Ultra Mega Warrior with your cat to make Ultra
Mega Cat Warrior.
* NOTE: The makers of "Queen Amidala's Naboo
Dream Palace" assume no responsibility for the
quality of the movie which spawned it.
* Some assimilation required. Resistance is
futile.
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